Motivational Speech of the Day

"I'm told that its a good idea to start a speech with a joke. 

well don't get your hopes up i'm not hear to tell jokes

I'm here to pick a fight

i'm here to pick a fight with second place

I have about as much patience for second place 

that I do for flies in my soup 

But maybe you like flies in your soup 

Maybe you like second place, 

Maybe you like that "you gave it your best"

"better luck next time" Malarkey they spoon feed runner ups

Let me put it another way

if you think second place aint no big deal 

How bout you ask Napoleon how he feels about coming in second 

place in Waterlou 

Not so good, not so good. 

And you can spare me its not weather you win or lose or its how you

play the game bull$%^ i guarantee who ever said that lost the game

Moral of the story win the game

Still wanna hear a joke

Fine

Knock Knock, Who's there , They guy that finished second. "